The Washington Apple Guide to Last Minute Christmas Shopping

Can you believe it is almost Christmas? Yes I can. It's been a whole year. I don't understand why someone wouldn't believe that. Like they don't believe in Santa Claus, they also don't believe a whole year has gone by? It's shit we learned in first grade, things like how to use a calendar as a way of tracking time. I don't get why people are always asking me that question.

So... Now that it is time to get together and exchange gifts with friends and family, you realized that you haven't bought a thing. Do Not Fret! It is all taken care of as we have done your shopping for you. All you have to do is put up the cash. Here are a few items of local significance to help you once again.

Let's go shopping!